One would think it would be damn near impossible to spit with your mouthpiece in, no? At least not without it flying out?

I hate the NBC logo so much right now.

I hate the NBC logo so much right now.

I'm pretty settled in with my Lone Star tallboys. $5.49 at Walgreens. 96 oz of heaven wrapped in aluminum and the desired effect is reached, plus I'm too drunk to go get more. Perfect.

Y'all ain't got Frio Light up there yet? Bunch of savages.

That 30 yard line is an underrated tackler.

And now they're showing a complete lack of understanding of the completing the catch when going to the ground. Looking forward to them lobbying for the incorrect call during the entirety of this review. Such idiots.

Watching Texans v. Titans (I'm the one)Kevin Harlan and Solomon Wilcotts don't know the rules. Went on and on about how Chris Johnson broke the plane getting out of the end zone, not knowing the rules for going into the end zone are different than coming out of the end zone. How do these people not know the rules?…

I thought this was settled law?

Just because.

I support this assessment.

Just as long as he doesn't fart in my general direction.
(Because he's fat.)

For himself, Bob ordered one of his dad's favorites, a Gilbride Punch.

I'm saying its possible the idiot batter went for a bunt, and the idiot runner saw this and broke for home while the idiot manager stood idly by. A suicide squeeze is by definition an impossible play with two outs. It's basically like sacrificing a runner over to second with two outs. The batter either forgot the out…

Eeeeeeeeeeeevry once in a while a player will do something stupid on his own.

Because it wasn't funny?

Also you can see Lukas nod towards the stands as they walk back to their positions, like "it came from in there."

Except an intern was never worth seven figures to their company.

An employee in everything but compensation rather.

Johnny Blackball