BASEBALL COMMENTATOR DISPLAYS WHIT

Or the sound the rest of us make when we see them.

"Will run tomorrow, for some bullshit reason."

+1 that's great

Whatever. He's been sleeping with a trophy for some time now.

No matter how exhaustive that list, "Do not wear that color" is up there.

No love for "darn near near it?" that old standby of the professional announcer "Look at this!"

To bad he didn't grab a Sharpie and fix the score graphic as well.

Simple math: backyard pool = lots of friends

There is gambling on horse racing?!?

Which non-mainstream sport would surprise us with the amount of action put on it?

This was fun.

I guess I'm just getting old, and I know these are all willing participants etc, etc - but at what point is it no longer fun to see a guy get broken in half so "our team" can score?

"Fuck. Well, it was nice while it lasted."

You don't have a fucking clue as to what you're talking about when it comes to being black. Why? because you're white.

I'm genuinely curious as to how Cord feels about the use of the term "wigger."

Best thing ever.

This. It always amazes me when I see these stories. I have smoked for 25+ years - in my car, on the golf course, at concerts, in parks, on downtown streets, at sporting events, etc. etc. etc. and never once been arrested. Just be aware of your surroundings, don't be an idiot, and it's not that freaking hard....

God that was the greatest.

What a loser.