Thanks.

Sorry, but what is he on probation for? You guys consistently provide context in these situations, so tt is amazing to me you don't mention "when what where why and how" he is involved in this process to begin with.

Everything was fixed for the second half though

Look, I hate LBJ and this Heat team as much as the next rational person, n it that screen was textbook. "Kind of" stuck his leg out? With what happens in this league? No.

It was the "illegal" screen on Parker in the gif

It was a ridiculously terrible call.

Stevenson, an ex-pimp who kidnapped underage girls (as young as 14) and forced them into prostitution, made them box each other nude for his own entertainment, and served only 48 months for his crimes, is 21-1 with 18 wins by knockouts

From the looks of things, the Kings thought the game was tomorrow. Yeesh.

The Heat play the Spurs tonight in the NBA Finals.

Says the guy advertising his proclivity to perform oral on the male persuasion with his screen name.

Yes....yes it is.

As a Rockets fan, I have a friendly hatred of the Spurs and have NEVER rooted for them. I really hate for them to win another title, but it is certainly the lesser of two evils to seeing the Heat win anymore.

Should've just left her in Mexico.

Everything you describe screams CIA to me. Her work was done, she went elsewhere.

I'm a sucker for subtle. +1

Unless I see "Update 2:30PM: Carton has been arrested and charged in the beating of Dukes following the urine spilling incident this morning." I call fake.

And if you're worried about what his absence means for the Crimson Tide's title hopes, you can probably relax, you're an inhuman sociopath and life isn't really worth living anyway.

Him especially, yes. It's like he had those chambered somehow.

I guess this would be the place to say the commenters have been on fire today. The Milton Bradley anf one-legged soccer fight boards had me rolling. Goodjobbyyou.

Great point i hadn't thought oF, although I'd amend that to "peaches better at ambient temperature" - the warm ones fresh off a roadside stand in Fredericksburg on a 90 degree day are pretty fucking heavenly.