So basically like Saul Goodman’s older brother. 

Pleeeaassseee tell me she’s going to go to jail. PLEASE? I need this so badly this year.

Wait. Is that really the same guy?

Ok, Mr. Pink.

I think it’s ok to rag on both sides..

Hi, fuck your executives for murdering deadspin.

I’m shocked that 6'4" is considered the top height because of exactly everything you said. Shoes aren’t a prob since I take a 12 and those are very common. And half the time I can find 32w-34i pants at your typical mall store.

And exactly as they’ve always been.

10 years ago for me and went to the emergency room because my skull felt like it was splitting open. Still have no idea where or how I got it since I certainly wasn’t kissing my future ex-wife at the time.

10 years ago for me and went to the emergency room because my skull felt like it was splitting open. Still have no idea where or how I got it since I certainly wasn’t kissing my future ex-wife at the time.

I’m pretty sure these are the lyrics to a Mars Volta song.

Nice. 

I’m pretty sure fear has been the driving force for voting for a lonnnng time now. 

She better wise up. Maybe even build her thighs up. 

I know you’re only two books in and hopefully this isn’t considered a spoiler, but you just perfectly described every story King has written.

As a Sabres fan... Fuck it. Eating at Arby’s tomorrow.

Fake News!!!

My dosimeter gave a reading of 3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

We can only hope that Tage Thompson turns into something useful. It’s not looking good...