In the mid '90s, we had 10Mbit broadband at reasonable prices. I miss NBTel.

3 month exclusivity deal, from the looks of it (Sorry for a tweet as a source. I'm too lazy to look for better.):

What if it's actually just a 170 year-old piss jug?

This is what I see when I look at that picture.

What seems obscure for one might be the first thing to enter someone else's mind. Not everyone has the same vocabulary.

A note about kitty litter. Do NOT use the clumping kind. That stuff gets slippery in a hurry. It only provides traction until it absorbs moisture (which doesn't take very long unless it is REALLY cold out).

Nothing stopping you from swapping the back cover yourself. It's just a little inconvenient.

I still have my high school locker lock. I have no idea what the combination is, but if I have the lock in my hand, I can open it every time. It's like muscle memory that also requires a little visual input for calibration.

I always found that holding a lower position always yielded the best results. When I was a kid, I'm pretty sure the person holding higher up always lost.

I always thought "American Cheese" means "Processed Cheese slices". Whether that's true or not, I hate processed cheese.

Maybe the rules specify before eating to avoid poop shots being entered?

I knew I couldn't be the only person who noticed that. Was surprised I had to show pending posts to see a comment about it.

Am I the only one who doesn't reuse towels without washing them? No matter how clean I think I am, I still don't want to wipe my face with the towel that I wiped my butt crack with the day before.

Don't worry. Accidents will still happen.

We found that with my significant other's income vs. child care costs, it didn't make sense for her to keep working. I feel very lucky that her staying home is not only an option for us, but it makes more sense for us financially. There's also the added benefit of knowing exactly how my kids are being raised and…

Can't you just buy whatever burger comes with that size patty and then have them keep adding extra patties and cheese? I think that's what some people who want the T-Rex burger are forced to do at Wendy's.

I've had friends tell a restaurant it was my birthday when I was in the bathroom before (when it wasn't my birthday). It's awkward, but at least it comes with free dessert.

Why not just take the SVG and colour it any way you like?

My only complaint with blue LEDs is that they were ever used in Christmas lights. I very much enjoy looking at Christmas lights and blue LED bulbs completely ruin it for me. Oh wow, look at the red, green, yellow, orange, and blurry-as-f&@# blue BECAUSE I CAN'T FOCUS MY EYES ON THEM.

I do like my LED light bulbs over…

When I bought my S3 before the announcement of the Nexus 4 (if I had known, I would have waited), I only waited until my kids went to bed to ditch TouchWiz for an AOKP-based ROM.