Lots of use this week...

Don’t ever take anything he says at face value. He doesn’t make observations, only varying attempts to manipulate markets in his favour.

“Aww, my nuts are texting.”

that’s a hell of a tax discount.

The fun fact is this is all a joke.

My wife who is often in a wheelchair due to disabilities loves all the home automation I have done. 

The golden ring of hell.

If you’re looking for just one show, buy it. For 5 months of Netflix rates, you could own it all perpetually on DVD.  If you keep a subscription active just to have access to individual shows, you’ll lose money in the end.

The downgrade is complete!

The downgrade is complete!

In PGP’s defense, they never claimed to be extremely good...

Bring peanuts with to the doctor for your next visit, give them to the child while waiting in the lobby, if there is a reaction you are already at the doctor.

“But we’re going to assume all those printouts are headed right for the recycling bin”

Came here for this

We could change it to Seinfeld’s version. It might give the receiver a boost to their self-esteem or lead to more sexual harassment claims.

*Pushes pedantic glasses further up nose*

Unless there are major technological breakthroughs, that will pretty much never happen. There are already issues keeping basic data and/ or cell service in rural areas from disappearing, not too mention inside buildings, and large public events. Local operating systems aren’t going anywhere, especially when you take…

“fell asleep”

THE only way to stop that is to stop buying from them.

A little thing called a "trademark". If it looks like Ferrari Logo/lettering and can be confused as such.. its called "infringement". So sorry Deadmau5, rules and laws do apply to everyone.