whoosh...that flew over their head... just my... 2 cents...

manly watches are masculine. They *do* have feminine watches, you know. Pretty, sparkly, dainty things that no one would be ashamed to wear to a nice party. Personally, I preferred function over form, and wore a telememo watch back in the day so that I could keep phone numbers stored in them

For real, their BS is why I thought for the first time: ‘Maybe the wholesale theft of all those Egyptian Antiquities wasn’t such a bad thing after all...’

Maybe I identify as a watch. (And “this keeps happening to you” because you appear to be one of those people that likes to read far too much meaning into every mundane little aspect of life and gets off on judging the entire world based on that meaning)

Some people have some pretty twisted world views. Watches now have genders.

49.8% of the country, ie - all the men, don’t care what she says. They just like the way she looks and the sound of her voice.

Motiv makes a fitness ring.

Hey Univision, how about this: