I came down here to ask why Chelsea Handler was dressed as a baked potato.

Shazam - the movie about the pirate Sinbad who has a song stuck in his head and spends two hours trying to figure out what it is.

“What’s attendance mean?”

Oh my I was just fangirling over Riz and Diego how do you DO IT??

Sounds a lot like Topkapi! (One of the best 60s heist films)

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

Stallone handing the envelope to Weathers to announce that Moonlight won is my favorite awkward moment of the night.

My GG highlight: my mom calling me to ask why Miley Cyrus’s dad won a Golden Globe and why he looks so awful. After a little confusion, it was determined that my mother was confusing Billy Bob Thornton with Billy Ray Cyrus.

While Gosling went to the stage to accept his award, Spideypool happened- (Reynolds X Garfield)

God’s .gif to mankind.

This, right here. Why hasn’t some black hat with a heart of gold hacked this shitbag so we can see his tax records?

You would think they would be just happy with the whole “you’re going to hell and spend an eternity suffering”. Everything else they say they do seems to be in preparation for the afterlife.

A rough translation:

I think when the 2 Corinthians walked into a bar, they changed that.

You’ve never heard of gay spirits? Where you been?

Kim Burrell has hit 14:58 on the clock.

Clearly you’re looking for the wrong guy...

Aqua Team Hunger Force Activate!

I’ve always preferred them over the Gallardo. They’re striking, but not ostentatious. My dad is a muscle car guy and has always scoffed at supercars. One day we saw an R8 out and about and he was like “What is THAT?!”