I came down here to ask why Chelsea Handler was dressed as a baked potato.

Shazam - the movie about the pirate Sinbad who has a song stuck in his head and spends two hours trying to figure out what it is.

“What’s attendance mean?”

Oh my I was just fangirling over Riz and Diego how do you DO IT??

Sounds a lot like Topkapi! (One of the best 60s heist films)

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

We’re all going down in flames.

As you have for the year leading up to the election? The same group of imbeciles who were crying foul and talking about rigged elections for months before the votes were tallied? The ones chanting, “Lock her up!” and “Build that wall!” at every turn? Doesn’t sound like silence to me.

But if there’s no swamp, where will all the Pepe the Frogs live?

All they can say anymore is:

Tunnel Log in Sequoia National Park, though it’s through a tipped over tree so it’s a bit different. I drove through it this past summer

Did anyone hear this?

Stallone handing the envelope to Weathers to announce that Moonlight won is my favorite awkward moment of the night.

My GG highlight: my mom calling me to ask why Miley Cyrus’s dad won a Golden Globe and why he looks so awful. After a little confusion, it was determined that my mother was confusing Billy Bob Thornton with Billy Ray Cyrus.

While Gosling went to the stage to accept his award, Spideypool happened- (Reynolds X Garfield)

God’s .gif to mankind.

This, right here. Why hasn’t some black hat with a heart of gold hacked this shitbag so we can see his tax records?

You would think they would be just happy with the whole “you’re going to hell and spend an eternity suffering”. Everything else they say they do seems to be in preparation for the afterlife.

A rough translation: