For a whole minute! I’ll just continue to swallow

Goddammit.

Well, ok. I won’t dip my penis in Listerine but if you know of a better way to get fired from CVS I’m all ears.

This puts the kibosh to the whole spit vs swallow argument. Evidently you just gargle.

Cadillac is simply building on its history of Lessons Learned.

I touch tha fishy.

no mention of the horrifying live murder that was committed on TV when the journalist and camera-man both got murdered by a co-worker who appeared onscreen? How easily we forget...

He swinga di golf club, fantastico health, beepy di boopy di babay di!

Not to love the Fuhrer is a great disgrace!

It’s never a bad thing.

For what it’s worth, I have never seen it that way. I think it makes a grotesque out of Trump, rightly so. It’s pretty rough and anything but soft or flattering. There’s a reason he hates it so much, after all, no?

Vo-Tech kicked in yo

lol u turrible

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you…

The bacon is the only dependable thing at a free hotel breakfast bar.

Close, but much smaller. I grew up in Millerton, went to Webutuck HS (actually graduated from a school in MA, but that was a completely different parking lot...)

I hear they will have none of it up there.

Mass Circle Jerks, got it

Well, he’s a man who’s known for his work on Roseanne...