It’s funny how annoyed with you and defensive of Jezebel I felt while reading your comment while still totally agreeing with everything you said. My comment was actually tinged with annoyance at how Jezebel can feel so all or nothing much of the time, but I also am a big fan of this space.

I agree. Jerry Lewis has never been one of my favorite entertainers, but the journalist asked the questions and Lewis answered them. Lewis’ one word answers were more honest than someone beating around the bush. I was touched by how much he showed in a few words that he missed Dean Martin when most stories say their…

58? 58!! I hope not. [55, generally pleasant, and uncurdled]

Oof! You’re meeeeeeaaaaaannnn *pats empty seat to my right*

Glavin.

90 year old Jerry: Hey, Lady!

I liked how she poked fun at herself in the intro to Naked Gun 2-1/2 for the old “cop slapping” incident.

The key was that Zsa Zsa and the women like her never took themselves very seriously. The wit too is timeless. I think the problem with Kim and Kylie (and I’m actually a big fan of both) is that they believe their own hype.

I feel like comparing her to Paris Hilton isn’t quite fair; Zsa Zsa may have been a socialite but she knew what she was about! She had a level of self-awareness that is uncommon in Hollywood, both then and now. The rest of us can only aspire to such wit and fablulousness.

I say take all the 99 year old “celebrities” you want, 2016. Just leave Julie Andrews, Dolly Parton, Cher, Gene Hackman, and fuck even Burt Reynolds aloooooooone. DAMMIT.

“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”

Cheers, Zsa Zsa.

I rather like this one.

My grandfather actually died at the beginning of this 2016 after a long battle with Parkinson’s and dementia. He made that Nazi comment back in 2014 and was mainly referring to Ted Cruz and the Tea Parties. He had been warning us about neo-Nazi’s and fascism way way back in 2009 when the Obama Birther Truther movement…

“How many times do I have to fight goddamn Nazi’s.”

IT IS A PERFECTLY CROMULENT WORD GODDAMMIT!

That man’s supporters are really chafing me today- every other comment about this stupidity reminds “you whining libtard crybabies” about things such as 1. being on our knees to praise our new “persident” (The guy continually spelled the word this way. It kind of got amusing) 2. We are all about to be so rich that we…

Merriam Webster - Terrible dictionary! Merriam such a girly-sounding name. Oxnard English Dictionary is much better!

Cheeto Mussolini could be owned by a paper bag. I swear if you slipped one lightly over his head (physically impossible because of the pompadour and the Hutt neck, but bear with me here) and just left him on his own he’d starve to death.

As far as the red line of correction goes, I’m pretty sure he’s turned off spellcheck. Also grammar check. And reality check.