Ehh... close enough, Doc.

And if they make an animated version: Dick Dastardly.

And after the payoffs:

If not for Pokémon, Angelica’s version could easily be a new character for Happy Tree Friends.

Well, he’s got me beat by three. Back around 1996 I took my ‘63 Galaxie 500 to the Montgomery Ward auto center in Rosemead, CA for a complete brake job (I had a Wards credit card). Drove it home two miles with no trouble and parked it. A few days afterwards I traded it to a friend; he drove it a mile home OK, but the…

When they start serving food, I’d steer clear of the beef bourguignon:

“Which movie in history do you think has had the most people have sex during?”

Looks like you nailed it. (Sorry, kid, nice try - but keep looking!)

“Moist” has always been funny to me since I was a kid. It started when I read a book about pets; a reference was made to someone’s pet frog “jumping moistly in and out of people’s beds”, which is making me giggle right now...

Or whoops?

Wonder how that movie (very good B&W gangster noir) was chosen; maybe because of all the Rat Packers in it (Sammy Davis Jr., Henry Silva, Joey Bishop)? Although JFK was on the outs with Sinatra by then.

Somebody managed to sneak this comment below an ad in the 1953 Analy High School yearbook:

I’d star you but you’re at 69 right now.

Kids these days. When I was a lad, we used the subtle approach.

It’s usually someone in the family. Right, Jessica?

Base model per the VIN (although it has Custom emblems). Still had a/c, velour seats, AM radio (swapped out for AM/FM), tilt wheel and full wheel covers (swapped out for sport wheels from a Regal). It had 48k on it when I got it in 2002; now it has just over 60k.

I recall the improved V6 was a midyear switch in 1978 (March, IIRC?). Luckily my V6 LeSabre was built in May: