Ugh. It isn’t just theft, though. Reminds me of way back in the ‘90s going to the L.A. Auto show and looking at a car (Mitsubishi Colt IIRC), coming back an hour or so later and finding both front seats slashed.

This one’s good except it needs the end of Talese’s tie slowly dropping through the slat and being yanked up again.

Yes. Taillight lenses look like ‘60-’61 Falcon, and I’m 99% sure the windshield is the back window from an old Renault Dauphine, laid flat.

Too late by 1:46:00 (see above).

Dear Snuggles,

Ever seen Gore Vidal’s The Best Man? Kasich looks more and more like today’s John Merwin.

A co-worker of mine in L.A. had one he said was one of the first 200 built for the U.S. because it had four-wheel drum brakes. Could this be true? Same green as the one in the ad - vanity plates from the previous owner read DR FROG.

Thank you. Just remember Lysol used to be advertised as as a douche.

“Go fuck a pie if you don’t believe me. You’re not gonna get the sensation you’re looking for. ... It’s a real problem, and it’s not worth the cleanup.”

I’m sure that was covered in the prenuptial agreement.

Winning the 1958 Cuban Grand Prix was a less than stellar accomplishment; the race was stopped after only six laps when another Ferrari driver crashed into the crowd, killing seven spectators. Plus Fangio had to sit out the race after being kidnapped by Fidelistas.

The censor missed one “fucka” on page 2.

And she had the paperwork to prove that’s what happened but her dog ate it.

Mine wasn’t an AWD but it had its issues; it was always the sun visor clips that broke off again and again. The tach quit working after the warranty expired, the hood and hatch support arms failed after three years, and if you high-centered on a driveway or parking lot entrance - not hard to do - the rocker panel…

At least you had a six! One of my friends had a government-surplus Fairmont sedan (you could still read “General Services Administration” on the doors) with a four-banger that had the longest fan shroud I’ve ever seen. A year or so hauling Aztec dancers around at WOT on SoCal freeways with a trunkload of costumes and…

Naked Cowboy has inspired many great musicians.

I’ve only done the zentai thing once, as a porch decoration for my friends’ Oscar night party:

Purrrfect.