Did you break up giggling three times before you finished?

“a high-profile ethics-focused non-profit (whatever that means)“

Getting in an early start for Dia de los Muertos, maybe?

Surprised you left out Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka and family:

“Has no engine or transmission, ran and drove when received”

Plus they stick to the ceiling better.

So how many other pizza holdup victims do we have here?

The guy on third base.

And monogramming it with a pen stolen from Papa John’s.

It was edited, but the phone was found under a tree and may not have been close enough to the car to pick up the sound (notice how the voice of the woman looking in the wreck sounds very muffled, like they had to amplify it).

Looking at the road (B2100) on Google Maps and comparing it to the video, the last clear image is a pedestrian crossing; just past that is when the video goes dark. They would have gone maybe another 1/8 mile and under a narrow stone railroad bridge (like a short tunnel) before they hit the end of the low wall in…

Yes - if you’ve seen the Signal 30 series you know the sound’s not edited out; just as awful to hear today as it was 50-some years ago.

“Jared Fogle.” There, now you’re cured.

Maybe on a Hawaiian pizza?

Troo da door or troo da window.

Good Lord. I mean, you know, I once ate corn, ketchup and butterscotch pudding mixed together.

Or:

1. Don’t say anything.

Thank you.