About all that might be real in that display photo was the hood, the rear deck and the wheels - the rest looks like a piece of vaguely 550-shaped sheetmetal. The garage photos show the car after it was taken from the accident scene in the garage at Cholame - note Donald Turnupseed’s wrecked ‘50 Ford coupe in the…

I’m doing the best I can!

He’s no homo - he’s HEMO!

Wouldn’t have helped - he probably would have thought the calculator was broken if it didn’t add up to $15.00.

Florida, right? Florida, right?

Whereas the Skyway was Disneyland’s best place for it, if you believe my best friend...

...was this in Virginia?

Now it just says “Load more”.

You’re in for a few laughs if you ever have to shop for an RV generator:

“Your nasty habits ain’t confined to bed

It’s just as well that server didn’t have another “kid” drink on the order: “HEY, CAN I GET A KID BLOW-JOB WITH A SHIRLEY TEMPLE?!”

She may have been seeing the white light at the end of the tunnel.

Has she been studying math from Terrence Howard?

FTFY.

Last I heard, several of Zsa Zsa’s vital organs were still functioning Zsa Zsa is still alive at 98.

What are you waiting for, Helen? Barbra beat you to it over 40 years ago.

Can you score me some tickets for Louis Prima and Keely Smith?

Big hugz to Mark and Allen! Coincidentally House Hunters last night ran a show about a gay couple (Clint and Josh) buying a house together in my family’s hometown of Paducah - they were just as cute as you guys:

Cross the state line into IL and you’ll find Vienna (Vye-enna, accent on the first syllable) and Cairo (pronounced Kay-ro, like Karo corn syrup).

“Pretty car!”