Well, her girlfriend wouldn’t have...

I think it was a character in a John Waters movie.

+1 for Bel.

I have one vegetarian friend who once told me “I never eat anything with a face.” I bit my lip to keep from asking her if squid was OK.

“Oh, they’re a vegetarian, so they won’t eat anything that looks like meat.”

Autistic, maybe?

Thank you. I want to run after those people with a tiny pair of scissors and snip off the tips.

Geez, $kaycog - why are you grayed here? Me, well, OK, but you deserve better...

No bloody idea about the references, but I’ll take your word for it and star him for you.

But which side would you shave - same as his, or mirror image?

Armpits look about the same on each side. But does the rug match the drapes?

Saw that drawing and thought, “I bet somebody’s done a version of it with Rupert, Stewie, and Meg as the dragon” - searched DeviantArt, and... nope.

Flight 191? God. What’s even worse about that flight: at that time they had a live camera feed to the cockpit that played on the passengers’ movie screen, so it’s likely that everybody saw the end coming.

Rest assured I starred it in your honor.

A wasps’ nest in the wing of my late uncle’s Piper Cub. They chased me across the field after we landed.

Look what happened with Gacy for a corollary - several of his victims were what once were called “male hustlers”, some of them still are unidentified over 35 years later, and he was caught after he killed a nice young straight kid.

“In the back of his car, police found a shovel, knives, a bulletproof vest,”

With a perfect campaign song:

“Corn? When did I have corn?”