“Oh, wow, man - like that used to be a hamster.”

Ew. You’re doing it right now, aren’t you?

One dubious record the Me321 glider version achieved: most lives lost in a plane crash to date (129) in 1941 when, during testing, a misfired takeoff assist rocket caused it to go out of control and yank all three of its towplanes out of the sky with it.

Must be tough to fit a virgin into a monogrammed thermos.

All this story needs is somebody indignantly yelling “WHERE’S MY ICE CREAM? I’VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER!” after they hauled the guy away.

Ferrari bit at the end of the trailer was swiped right out of Family Guy (season 5 episode 15, “Boys Do Cry”). I thought only Seth MacFarlane was supposed to do that for his movies...

Tell him to stop watching you pick your nose. Because you said so is why.

Remember - miles to go before you sleep.

Yes, kind of... mealy is the best description.

First time I heard that song on KRLA, I thought it was David Bowie and Annie Lennox...

We annex BC, and Lifetime has to go to Alberta and Toronto to shoot all their TV movies since they’ll lose the incentives.

A better hangover cure than menudo?

Oh God yes. Cocteles de camaron, and tostadas de ceviche - drooling...

Why do I keep forgetting to check in earlier? 900 comments behind again.

Thought this was what Hillary’s would say:

Robin likes the idea - don’t you, Robin?

“Plus, when Marty had to shove Biff Tannen, he kept doing it hard enough to leave bruises on actor Tom Wilson’s collarbone.”

Amen to that - I’ve worked my way through about half the 2,600-some pages there with a permanently dropped jaw.