No rocks, but I found a piece of red plastic baked into a chicken nugget in a TV dinner when I was a kid. I think it was a broken-off spreader from a cheese-and-cracker packet. Luckily I didn't bite it too hard.

And they managed to jam three commercial breaks into that seven-minute piece?

Right.

With additional scenes in Las Vegas.

Somebody get hold of April Winchell quick - this could become a feature-length version of SockPuppet Theatre...

JeeneteDanilleBerzinger: "My sister-in-law makes $2270.00 per week on the internet with one simple trick."

Oh well. Some friends of mine found one of the New Moon trailers used in Lucy and Desi's The Long, Long Trailer at a storage lot in Lakewood in the late '90s; the front end had been removed for camera access. One of my friends stole the shower head out of it...

For the chase, I was on my way to meet friends near Santa Monica and Fairfax for dinner (they got caught up in watching the chase and never showed up, so I watched the rest of the chase on a monitor at the restaurant). For the verdict, I was at work (East 23rd near Washington and Central) and had the radio on. A few…

Any sightings since? A friend of mine has been searching for it for years to try to buy it, but he said the trail went cold.

Gifted 2, page 2:

"That's not quite right, is it?"

"Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sport.

You want sprinkles, lady? You got 'em.

But the dimples improve the aerodynamics!

Or their Deutsch et Bonnet cousins.

I was going to say "you can't beat the classics" but that's exactly what happens here (start at 11:20 since Kinja doesn't care about link settings):

Nothing new under the sun.