No kidding. I just saw this story on Yahoo and read the comments there... eww.

No, but they do have red reflectors.

Assume crash position!

Ew. I was there with my cousin's family last November; this is how it's supposed to look (weather wasn't that great):

Well, it was either that headline or this one:

Did she mention there was one by the railroad crossing?

"You see? You see? Your stupid minds. Stupid! Stupid!"

With that screen name I hope you know about the fast taxi event featuring the "last operable VC-10" next weekend:

From a post I made on Gawker back in March, these are all first names of registered voters in the good old USA (name/number of people blessed with said first name):

Let's not forget Chrysler. Here's the 1932 concept for the Airflow:

I throw away leetle green pineapples and keep lovely purse!

One of my closest friends is a flight attendant; I'll ask him.

Interesting to know. One of my closest friends is a flight attendant; I should ask him how often he gets hit on by the crew... ;)

"Oh my goodness..."

Never was this phrase more appropriate.

I assume the axes are used on repeat offenders?

See? I told you wheel be right back.

Good luck finding a usable '73 Ventura coupe and '73 Grand Ville four-door hardtop - not too many clones of those running around.

Pfft. Let's see 'em sing this.