And to think that Ellen DeGeneres was the first choice for the role!

The original badass:

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
(But mostly in stock footage;

And you'll have to revise that old line, "It's only flat on the bottom" to "It's only flat on one side."

Try and catch Cell 2455, Death Row from 1955 starring the great sneering bad guy William Campbell - lots of chases in top-heavy '40s cars with skinny bias-ply tires. Highlight: Campbell driving a stolen 1940 Ford police car that bursts into flames mid-chase.

They wish.

My car club was offered an opportunity to see a sneak preview of the movie, and they made the mistake of sending the promotional material. Quote:

I believe that's called the Hooper Effect:

That's what I thought. Good thing we're not in California.

I don't think a note faked by someone at the airline would have Biblical references thrown in; they would be skating on thin ice if they were found out. If it were all general Male Chauvinist Piggery, then I'd be suspicious.

How dare they digitally colorize that image from Plan 9! That movie should NEVER be colorized with anything but crayons.

He could have saved himself some money by substituting one of these for the cliff dive:

Don't do that - run it in the 24 Hours of LeMons first (nobody's done it yet).

Well, there's always The Transporter, at least according to the director.

And so did Johnny LaRue's Tabby Surprise Casserole:

It's just Duel, not The Duel.

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Yes, but it also meant weight transfer to the rear wheels.

And Ford built what was pretty much a Ute here in the USA in 1930, although it's a very rare one:

Don't forget the classics. Chicago Tribune images from the 1967 blizzard: