that is excellent. I look forward to seeing Rudy squirm for a while, until hopefully he gives them something good to chase after Trump, because I can’t help thinking he’s the big fish Dominion really wants, because more than anyone they’ve threatened, he might actually have $1.3 billion.  Imagine Dipshit being forced…

It’s fine, he’ll get a giant windfall when 45 pays his $20k/day legal fees. Which 45 is totally going to do, you guys.

I’m pretty sure Sarah’s gigs have dried up and she has that entire extended family to support... and entire extended family who seems to do noting but pop out babies and get arrested, which can get pretty expensive as hobbies go.

The proper thing to do is dump the daytime talk show formula altogether and air reruns of Rocky & Bullwinkle in its place.

What’s the signal for the Lincoln Project? I hope Rick Wilson & Co. are paying attention. They might be able to muddy those waters to get a Democrat to squeak through. Hey, it happened in Alabama, albeit briefly.

I’m going to start hoarding some old Jackson 20s so in ten years I can sell them to racists for $50 each.

“...I hope Trump inserts himself into this mess...”

Good God, I hope Trump inserts himself into this mess and completely derails her campaign. I never thought I’d want to see Trump in the headlines again, especially so soon, but damn....

Same to Lindsey Graham. Dude, RETIRE. Why keep busting your head on this wall when you could sit under the magnolias all day while various trim young houseboys bring you iced tea?

and of course, she’s not considering retirement because she’s got all the money in the world and just wants to chill with her wife for the rest of her life, like most people would; she’s just upset because after spending the last 10 years getting her ass kissed because she made a bunch of rich assholes richer, now…

why don’t they all get together and combine their acumen and intelligence to create some new, successful enterprise? (What do you mean they’re a bunch of unethical fucking idiots who don’t trust each other?)

What does Mark Meadows even need a job for? Take up bonsai or something man.

My first thought was about why anybody would let Trump have even indirect access to actual Girl Scouts, but your point is very valid, too.

A couple of weeks ago, many of you sent well-wishings and hugs to me for my dad, who was in the ICU due to complications from cancer treatment. They were needed, and appreciated.

I have two stories and ironically enough they are both about counterparts who do the same job as I. So I work as a contractor in a job that is embedded with DoD types. There are several units that do the same thing so there are a handful of jobs that are staffed with 2-5 people per job just in different units but in…

“Red” was a short, conniving troll disguised as a female coworker. Red and I sat in a sales office with our 10 other new coworkers in a new branch of an established company. On the first day of orientation, she bragged on and on about her adeventures in geocaching- and how she sometimes didn’t leave anything but a…

I’m already likely to dox myself with this if any old coworkers read this, but here we go. A while back, I was a new clinician at a community mental health clinic. I had indicated that I was interested in starting a group for queer teens, and was brainstorming in group supervision how we might advertise it so teens…

Naturally this was a government office. This guy was mid-50s. Always working away at something and he stayed late a lot. His claim to fame was setting off the smoke detectors at least once a month by burning his microwave popcorn. He had a habit of standing in the hallway whenever a young attractive woman went by, he…

There was a new guy at work, he was a bit... creepy. Something that is I think particularly concerning in the medical field where your “customers” are extremely vulnerable. He was an anesthesiologist on the labor floor, so creepy was just .... kinda bizarre, honestly. Like... who are you trying to hit on here?…

I had desk mates who would completely ignore me (a bit rude, but to each their own), but during every lunch, would literally order feasts of fast food and eat them right next to me. You name it, they got it (Dominos, KFC, McDonalds, basically just any type of fast food you can think of, they got it). Not even small…