And say “How could he be so ungrateful!”

He could, but then his kitchen table would wobble.

“Oleander Arms?!?” (Correct landlady Kathryn Card added.)

Cast has not yet been announced, but Milwaukee and New York will be played by Toronto in a dual role.

Hey-yo!

“Nothing!”

From the potential physics involved (and similar-sounding experiences cutting tree limbs), I have a pretty good idea what you did.

I think we have a winner.

I was only almost 3 at the time, so you’d think this wouldn’t count - except it was my earliest memory of attempted rational thought. There was a tall wooden laundry cabinet in our house that opened with a pushbutton on the handle. My rational thought: “What would happen if I didn’t push the button?” The answer was…

This Presidential Press Conference is brought to you by Chevrolet and Goya.

“Why, she wouldn’t hurt a fly!”

Compared to even a Newport, yes.

Eddie Murphy? Good Lord, Toyota could have gotten the same performance out of Arsenio Hall for much less money.

God’s perfect elevator no longer reaches the top floor.

Yes! For those convicted of assholism.

I’ll have the lasagna.

Send thoughts and prayers.

Nowadays, you’d mostly hear about how the WAM (Wet and Messy) fetish crowd would have orgasms over the Fox News women being pied.

What about pointed fucksticks?

Never Pocket change, Jason!