Yes, “just because” they mailed her a bowel movement and burned her trailer.

God: “I sent you two boats and a helicopter!”

Ran the license number and VIN through the DMV site and it was last registered in 2015; the new owner will have to pay $734 in reg fees. Ran the VIN again through the CA smog check site and found 14 tests going back to 1996; it had a failure that year (but passed an hour later), three aborts and a pass in 2004, then a…

Frankly, I was mad enough to have hoped its next magical travel would have been inside a feral cat. (“Honey, why don’t the mice you bring home taste this good?”)

Oof. Same shattering experience for me except it was sweet potatoes.

In what area of the country do you live? I heard on WGN Chicago this afternoon that the west coast went through this late last year before anyone knew what was going on. 

If this doesn’t get me out of the grays... I used to cook for a guy who had a nice big house out in the CA desert. He had a favorite dish that was composed of a ton of chopped zucchini, squash, carrots, onions, tomatoes, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, lots of shredded cheese, Mrs. Dash, and a few things I’ve forgotten…

You could have been more specific on which Cortina in the round vs. rectangular tail lights (1st-gen round, 1600 rectangular), but it wouldn’t have raised my score much anyway.

I’m just about on the floor giggling about imagining your mother’s expression when she caught you and said “Again with the poop, Squiggles?!?”

We had mom and dad honk the horn for that funky echo.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Just cough on a flag right before he kisses it.

Um - yeeeeesssss??

Those oddball CA black plate letter-number combos are nails-on-a-blackboard to me. THREE LETTERS - THREE NUMBERS. Is that too hard to figure? “Oh but what if we pick a number that’s still in use?” Shut up. It takes a minute on the DMV site to pick a correct number that’s not on the books.

Buy ‘em up quick, before some movie company grabs the lot to blow up in the next Bond/Die Hard/Fast and Furious installment!

Ooh. Good job kicking Aunt in the pants!

Result of a missing comma: “She will probably regift at her work, Pollyanna.”

I lived for about eight years in JT and Yucca Valley and loved the area so much -hope I can go back to stay. You do get snow like that about once or twice a season, since it’s at the 3200' level, but it doesn’t last. And it’s usually ten degrees cooler than Palm Springs in the summer.

East side of Hollywood, maybe.

We’ll know it’s taken off when the aftermarket bumper filler panels start showing up in Hemmings.