For my cooking shoes I use a pair of gardening clogs (that I found at Whole Foods, of all places) that greatly resemble Crocs, but aren’t. They are heavy enough to protect the feet from any falling hazards, and supportive enough that they keep my tootsies from getting tired even after lengthy sessions of prep work.…

22%ABV fries?

I support you

kinda want to [...] have wasted huevos

also, raw cornstarch is nasty

It gets worse: I’ve seen a Camry with a vinyl top adorned with gold “Grand Floridian” script.

Ha! Right?

It is only missing the dealer optional gold badging trim to be the perfect representation of it's generation.

Bro that looks sick as fuck.

After working in a breakfast restaurant, I can’t look at or stand the smell of Hollandaise sauce anymore.

Even typing it makes me want to quote my favorite inspirational artist, Sasha Grey.

Had a stress fracture in my foot a few years back and the podiatrist told me no more walking around the house barefoot. Against all of my will, I purchased the sherpa lined Crocs. Do I look ridiculous? You bet, but my feet are toasty and supported.

My brother-in-law’s nephew is the marketing guy for Crocs - apropos of absolutely nothing other than my brush with fame. My BIL says the stock is doing pretty damn well but that his nephew (who has a large collection of Crocs) has not sent him any samples - shrug.

This is what I wear in the kitchen, when I paint, and pretty much all the time when I’m at home, since I can’t go barefooted or wear cute slippers with crappy support. These are easy to clean, easy to slip on and off, and the support and slight bounce are perfect for my severely arthritic knees and spine (I’m in my…

My dad wears crocs only in the kitchen and never asked why. But you’ve made a compelling argument and now I judge him just a little little less.

I could see Carl wearing crocs.

I refuse to buy a pair.

Nice. Was simpler than I expected!

I worked at McDs in my youth and remember the special contraption used to cook the eggs, it had a cover on it that dripped water on the hot grill in order to create the steam. This video shows it very well....

I agree, good call

If, however, you are a last minute, always forgetting to order type of person, a 75-cent box of Kraft is primo