Actually they are Cobra wheels...

If this van’s rockin’... 

Also: those are not the doors of a billionaire.

Might even be cooler than 2 Wycked

this van sucks

Take your damn star, Carl.

that is THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FOOD THING i’ve seen.

I was wondering how far down the comments I would have to go for somebody to mention this.

Didn’t these have air suspension?  I was going to say NP and then I saw the saggy rear end.  No dice.  Even if not air suspension, there is an expensive fix coming for that squat.

Yeah, I thought when I backed the knife that it was maybe going to be something spectacular, but it wasn’t. My Wusthof is oh...30 years old now, at least and still going strong even as often as it’s been sharpened. I’ve tried other knives over the years and I always go back to it. But I think too, it’s all in what you…

So believe it or not, this was my great grandfather. When this story happened, he was a driver for Texaco, and drove all over the Northeast. Before he got this job, he drove cattle from Vermont down to Massachusetts slaughterhouses. Very cool to see this bit of family history on Jalopnik!

I did that one last year! https://jalopnik.com/hot-damn-here-are-2020s-best-car-stumes-for-halloween-1845534117

Jason’s saving that one just for himself 

Also makes him look like a formidable runningback.

Here’s a video with without the commentary dominating the sound

It’s a $22k car... you really think any of your listed brands would come in it?  Get a bit more realistic on what to expect for your money.  Bose is perfectly fine here.

Yeah, like I said in the blog (and several have said in the below comments), they don’t really lose that much water or fat, which is why they stick so bad. Even adding more fat to the pan doesn’t help that much if you smash in the pan. 

Yes I was thinking it’s more #9 than Rest

Attempt no landings there