it’s currently bologna week in my home because I bought some bologna

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

I love that nostalgia. I hope the hideous updates to the graphics don’t ruin it for you.

That my neighborhood kids with the first Dragon Warrior. We borrowed it from a family who had kids that grew out of the NES. I remember going into their basement and finding that game in an old box it was like finding a real life buried treasure to use 8-9 year olds. It took us days to get it cleaned out enough to…

Prepare yourself for thrilling “Opening a menu to climb stairs” action! The thrill of “Grinding Slimes for half an hour to purchase a stick!”

Man, that artwork is just flat out rad.

KIM. When will she write back??

You know my motto: Alpinas, All The Time.

Thanks.  That actually gives me some ideas. 

“I don’t remember who originally suggested Beef Wellington (probably Carl)“

Carl. Thank you.

This imagery offend him so much, he scrolled through it seven times just to make sure he was properly offended.

I recently got dinner from Saigon Lily in Durham NC. Their livery is pretty awesome too.  And their Banh Mi is pretty excellent too.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

Seriously, why aren’t their any “Bought the Farm” jokes?

I have a feeling those recipes were either written in the 70's, or written by chefs still in the 70's. The smallest chicken breast I can reliably find is in the 8 0z range, usually organic, and usually at Whole Foods-esque stores. The breasts at the local MegaLoMarts, Food ‘n Stuff, or Frugal Hoosiers tend to run up…

IMHO the right trim/color really makes a difference on Chrysler cars, just choose wisely.

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

It’s no shade to Britney, mate!  She’s the only part of this DirtBag that I understand or care about!

“Intense beef taste” is the kind of descriptor I’d expect on a can of dog food.