spatchcocked 2 in sequence— one just the spices one spices plus flour

or maybe we need to cut up kinja, bread it, and deep-fry it

The organization they promote with regard to breast cancer also pours virtually no money into actual research, and literally none into research into the causes of breast cancer. Instead they form corporate partnerships with companies whose products may in fact be causing breast cancer.

ha ha noooo. maybe claire can get me out of the doghouse here at least.

lol thanks. i wonder what happened. i’m probably greyed out from all of kinja now and i think i know why.

So bacon, eggs, wilted lettuce, toast, a fresh cup of black coffee, sounds like a great way to start a weekend morning. Or any morning, if you have time to prepare this. Spiking that coffee with a shot of whiskey of course optional.

brilliant choice but not katy perry enough to win the votes

I did scallops for an xoJane thing and they came out BEAUTIFULLY.

A ton of shit no less.

How much is this one worth?

.....or you ironed and ate a sock?

Indeed it is, sir. I have a memory like a steel sieve.

Two brines if you're a decent human being with taste! One in salt water, the second in butter milk. Because we're civilized here, dammit.

Her, she is the goddess of fire and volcanoes... he would be the soccer guy.

a few years ago I mocked up what I thought would be the perfect Tebow logo and on-field cleat.

The hell with the black boxes. Why is his right forearm bright orange?!

Apparently it gets worse in the Midwest:

Can’t

This is a great post. It would win the internet today but nothing can top schmaltz for meat pies because that’s supreme enlightenment and how can one top that. But this post is still great.

This looks supertasty, and also, thanks for not replicating the “you should” from the original article.