You bring joy to my life.

I seem to recognize this is some popular song from days of yore and it’s funny how you twisted the lyrics, but the lime-colored hair and suit is the cosmic coincidence of the day.

I was just in Acadia this June. Great hiking, incredible scenery, and the best nearby dining.

relax buddy. just call it makrut and case closed.

Congratulations, Mr. Santiago of Escuderis Boricua and Mr. feather-throttle-not-hair, et al, on COTD! I would like to gift you all with a train which this lovely engineer will deliver soon.

Alternately, their legal insurance rates have gone up. Similarly, have you seen how hard it is to get your Jordans Furniture purchases for free this year? I think the new threshold is Papi getting hit by lightning during Game 7.

He has a serious retardation issue. I read about it on Retardipedia.

In the Texans WYTS, it’s Dave Magary

Being a fan of the Redskins is like being a Donald Trump voter. It signals you are either a racist, an idiot, or both.

OMG YES LET’S SOUS VIDE FEET

Nothing like some delicious Belgian frietjes with mayonnaise, as God intended.

Make a loaf of bread with coarse sea salt and tell me how that goes.

This is the most sound advice from Carl from ATHF I have ever heard.

Now. I know that this is by no means an “authentic” taco,

Nice burn, bruh.

While I like the (easy for even totally useless me) kabob idea are there any ideas or substitutions for the stick itself? I can just see someone these days making a big deal out of having the pointy little sticks* in school (yet bananas and other fruits are okay. Have they never seen a certain self defense film?).

I mean, I don’t have children, but I don’t feel like a banana dolphin is going to be the thing that pushes them over the edge into “selfish monster” territory.

bj’s club for me. limits before thanksgiving, none after. after they just want them out of the store at that point.

I love both liverwurst and mac and cheese. I’m trying this.