Let’s just say you don’t pay.. with money.

Sure does, but despite being a 32 year old male my wrists are not up to the task.

but everything eventually disperses

Dropped the ball on the NP vote saying “Arc De Triopmhe!”

I love these stupid things and honestly, I would do it for $1800. I don’t know that I’d be using it for trips from MA to Long Island right away, though.

I don’t blame him at all - it’s brilliant!

i had to make a new kinja account because i lost my burner key BUT i am still signed in at the office

do you have any idea how much heartbreak i am dealing with this morning

I am too tired and too sick to read and I am sorry for that.

I love Kenji’s recipe for a quick 2 minute hollandaise, but I’ve found that there are some.. caveats to it.

First, it doesn’t make much.. but it is DEAD simple and you can knock out batch after batch after batch. It might not even take you two minutes. Second, I’ve had various troubles to the point that I now use two…

It’s just another part of the journey, Deb.

I want you (and everyone) to think of the below, and hang on the words of Sir Ian. This is the most poignant, beautiful scene in the entire trilogy for me., and maybe 1A or 1B in the history of film. Every letter, every syllable, everything that is going on and the music…

THAT WAS YESTERDAY. The woman was COLD AS ICE. She was constantly playing HEAD GAMES with me. The DAMAGE WAS DONE.

Growing up as a DIRTY WHITE BOY, it was URGENT that I do something, and the only course of action I could have taken to become the JUKEBOX HERO that I had dreamed of since I was young.

I call her every day on my way home from work and I only ever ask her how she is. She’d love to talk about it, but I won’t mention my new job, only that I’ll be a little more occupied during the week.

Some would say it’s my worst trait, but I’m pretty sure Buddha would be ok with me putting everyone else before…

now i want lasagna :(

I book for Valentine’s on January 14th. I am prepared, don’t worry! We also have that one large group (around 14 adults and one high chair) for birthdays and occasions and general dining out.

I’d much rather cook for her, but I have a feeling the whole family has Spring fever and it’ll do us all some good to have a…

I grew up in a house of Italians and lasagna soup. The first thing I ever put my mind when I was learning to cook was to make a lasagna that would silence my grandmother.

I’m so nervous! New things are scary.

I just picked up a second job, so I’ll be BACK IN THE KITCHEN again finally!

Double dip. Nice.

If you’re looking for evidence of viral ignorance, is there a better place to start?