ARE YOU

WISV: Ribs that are as large as my sole means of conveyance

“how to properly microwave two corn dogs at once, a study”

While you could wear a watch while you have scotch in your notch,

The price on this vehicle is seriously botch(ed)

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It’s just too much for a 33 year old car that might have put out 105/137 from the factory but there’s no way it’s laying down those numbers at 139k, let alone being as old as me.

Good news though, little…

If anything other that duck confit is chosen I will burn this place to the ground

I’m still mad I completely missed Friday’s column because I have SO MANY ANSWERS FOR ALL OF YOU, especially knife skills guy

HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS AN EGG HEADER ON A FRIDAY

Somehow, I have LESS use for a mini muffin tin.

The escargot plate does make serving easier though, and the presentation is nice. Kinda looks like a bigger, white version of this.. And honestly, I’d rather have 4 smaller plates than one giant one.

Kinda! It’s a lot like this, actually:

I was really hoping I could get rid of those stupid ceramic bakewares and weird tools used for nothing else. DAMN IT.

I’m glad I could help you find snails nearby though! Now you can have them all the time and be “très chic” with your little forks and toasts.

I had a PBaP bagel for dinner tonight and honestly I could die having lived a full life.

I made cheesy garlic bread on an everything bagel last week and my mind has since expanded.

talk to me about your pizza sauce and cheese used

Issues be damned, it’s decent enough for an affordable price. It can get you to work for a while so you can afford something more efficient and reliable.

I give it a NP. My heart knows better than to buy this, but man.. the want is strong.

thus the modifier “basically” :)

..which is basically a Grand Cherokee?

The longer you look, the worse it gets.

My god.

Any time I’m grabbing the LI ferry to/from Bridgeport or New London, getting back onto and then driving on the highway is.. i feel like I’m going to die.

I do not dd an LP740, it’s going to take me more than 3.x seconds to get to speed. And then the ramp turns into the middle lane after about 50 yards and you are…

An Opel GT. Not that one, though.

The Conquest was a vehicle created to compete “in a lesser extent” in the same segment as the Isuzu Impulse.

I always liked the 2nd gen Impulse, but those headlights. Mother of God.

I love that the infinite scroll has pended this article below our conversation

I’ve driven cars that cost less than that