“Fear The Walking Licensed To Drive Dead”

where did all of the Amigos!?

Providence is the worst, but basically all CT is a close second. At least MA has a limited number of splits and on/off ramps.

I’d take anything in Maine NH, or VT in a heartbeat over MA/RI/CT.

MA resident here. If you think we’re bad, stay away 95 in from.. pretty much all of New England. It’s a horrible cornucopia of unsafe excessively fast driving, weaving and tailgating from CT, MA and RI.  

But can it go down stairs alone, or in pairs? Clearly it can go off-road. I’d rather have a Thing - A THING! Nobody loves lifted Syncros.

used to be able to get them year-round at the Halfway Cafe, I think it might be a fall/winter thing now though

i never went back after they cut my burger in half before bringing it out, i was furious

if gravy is the nectar of the gods, then jam is like.. the nectar of whoever created gravy

not gonna lie my goal in life is to go to this place in Paris and get a tshirt so people can give me shit about eating bagels in paris

it’s as if all of the best things about mushrooms and octopus combined into a life form and then crawled into all of the best things about flavor and sort of braised themselves in their own house during a biblical flood of the best things about dairy and alliums and also parsley is there sometimes

escargot is the best…

Alright, I need to get my shit together. Here goes.

Still out of it. I’ll get back, don’t worry. 


I suggest escargot. It’s something different, something delicious and something that’s easily ruined by overcooking. Like, some kind of hybrid between mushrooms and scallops, the flavor is deep and delicious but you can turn your kitchen into a rubber factory if you aren’t…

Same. Never had a fast food chicken sandwich look like anything but #2 at best, pun intended.

i mean, i’m depressed

Thank you sir! Food is my thing and I go where it goes. This time it’s Easter at my parents and I will not berate them as if they were my staff.

I wrote a big old thing here about a time a thing happened, as I am wont to do, and decided “not worth it”. My heart just isn’t in it lately.

Instead, I’ll say this, for guests:

Be thankful someone is cooking you a meal and inviting you into their home. Times aren’t always good and easy for everyone - offer to make a…

If this was the price of the SEL from a few days ago, yes. It could be a Laser (I would prefer it, what is more 80s than a car named LASER), it could be an Eclipse. I have an unnatural love for these dumb little cars.

But $12k? No. NO! It’s not going to appreciate. You’re not going to get $any reasonable portion of…

cars, overnight parts, manifold lol, i don’t think they have actual writers, family, verbal abuse

For a while a few years ago it was looking increasingly likely the next Porsche sports car would be a rebadged FWD Volkswagen.

Initial reaction: $27k GTO? GTFO.

Thought about it for a second: Wait a minute, is this more like.. a G8 coupe now? But $27k.. it just doesn’t feel right.

a man is allowed typographical mistakes while wistfully discussing inconceivably powerful vehicles!