*taps foot waiting for inevitable torch and antifaz replies*

i already did! and i’m gonna tweet the pics, and i might get a like! TODAY IS CRAZY

I’m doing that thing where I write long winded comments again AND I LOVE IT

plus you get all that bonus fat so you can make duck fat foods such as duck fat corn dogs, a thing I hope exists

I work across the street from Blue Hills, basically. We’ve had hunters out here in the woods for a few weeks again. Not as many turkeys this year though. :(

Imagine Lada GAZs surrounding a gold S420 with that purple window tint.

Almost 9, actually! I have no concept of time. I started it the week before Halloween, so 9 weeks will be on Christmas day when we unwrap and devour it. Their shelf life, when made properly, has made them the butt of many jokes over the decades.. but real cakes are very good eats.

Speaking of, AB notes in his episode…

If you’re going to make a “quick” fruit cake, you’re better off just buying one from the supermarket.

I began to wonder how well crabs would sous vide

I would like to try a Christmas meat, maybe a ham

I’m pretty thorough!

No wait, the other thing. Manic depressive.

alright, here’s a test:

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!

I had leftover chicken wings, 2/3 of a bag of swedish fish and some gin I had left on the counter overnight for breakfast.

Think this one through, jumboframes.

I read through this as fast as “The Indian In The Cupboard” for the 5th time, just two days before Lynne Reid Banks came to my elementary school. I had so many expectations and questions that I wanted answered. I had to know. I’ve been wanting this forever.

My heart sank at the blowtorch. “BROIL, YOU FOOLS!”, I…

::has WoW flashback::

do it do it do it do it peer pressure do it

i use the mango v weasel method

pfft no, there’s a surprising amount of image search results for “sad mango”

torch pls

ohhh i see now. those look delicious and feel free to send me like, 4 dozen.

looks like there’s some slow cooker variations out there. tried that?

Do you have a goal/target in mind? Or full lifestyle?