I also agree, because I am Carl, and this is my life.

Someone lives alone? There’s no way that they could ever have been in a functional, adult relationship prior to today. In fact, Claire is actually a nun, basically the culinary equivalent of The Sound of Music’s Maria. Is it too late to get this on the ballot for Tuesday?

You could also RTFA, but we got three posts…

Because my All-Clad is as expensive as my knives are sharp (as fuck) and you should not, cannot, use or clean my copper core the same way you would the T-Fal, Lodge Enameled or classic cast iron pans.

I cook and clean everything in the house except for one thing: folding the fitted sheets. Fuck whatever Lovecraftian…

Before you start playing the angry keyboard bongos

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

No reason to duck, amigo. Good food is good!

It’s already in New New York. Ancient Cygnoid secret!

Well, they aren’t the same.. but they aren’t too different.

Douse with whatever. Try it I swear.

One of my teachers was in that commercial!

I picked up 1lb of red miso on Amazon a couple of weeks ago for about $8. Prime shipping.

Do not buy the “soup mix”. Not even close to the same.

no Gucci shield-style glasses, no “speak to a manager” haircut/dyed roots showing, dog not in a purse, and no indication of vineyard vines anywhere on the property. There may be a black Audi Q5 in the driveway though.

that could easily be a riesling and bad lighting! hahaha no, claire knows better.

well it wasn’t always horrible! there wasn’t much else on for a long time outside of PBS. the problem became that people took what they said - they being hosts who cook for convenience and what’s popular, not what is actually good and something you can make in 45 minutes on a weeknight. And it spun into magazines,…

nooooo my heart :(

Food Network, probably due to the fault of Bobby Flay? I stopped caring long before Aaron Sanchez but I would think he would have the wherewithal to not be a dick about snacks. Wouldn’t surprise me. SOUTHWEST. CORN. LATIN FLAVORS. POBLANO. Shut up.

Even before the absence of Good Eats, Food Network has long been the…

just scrolling through, but that’s a hell of a takeaway from a picture of a lady holding a dog

I am here on behalf of the people.

BOUGIE CHICHARRONES is redundant.

Seriously, even the term “peasant food” is bougie now. I have to order a bird for Christmas this week and I am NOT looking forward to the price.

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