Mistakes don’t give a fuck about your Gregorian calendar.

dog costume? or just regular spoopy pupper?

they’d have to serve it on 4 chips, max

and the “plate” would need to be some incredibly strange length stated in the menu description: “served on a 25.8962 x 4.7256 x 0.83 inch piece of reclaimed white ash generously donated from Blowhard’s Farm in Porridge, ME”

and you could only order it as part of a $185 prix fixe…

HEYO

Well according to the calendar next to me, there are plenty of drinkin’ days before then.

I like your little raspberry hat!

That MA plate on the XC got me excited and thought you might be near me. But then I remembered that I haven’t seen a single Arby’s in 17 years of living in Massachusetts, and my hopes were dashed.

Brace yourselves. Haters gonna say it’s bougie nachos.

Cheese and potato crisp enthusiasts gonna say that this works really well with Kettle brand chips.

HOW WAS EVERYONE’S HALLOWEEN

Truly, I love this vehicle. It’s beautiful.

I just can’t shake thinking that $7k is entirely too much.

There’s nothing else like it. It pains me to see how few people decorate in New England - and probably the rest of the country. EVERY house I knew, growing up in Arizona, was decorated and giving out candy til 9pm. There was one house other than mine decorated this year, and we had 17 trick or treaters.

It breaks my…

Who said anything about mini torches? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And THAT is where we invoke Claire’s new torch fetish.

Which holiday has the cheesiest “family” movies though? Christmas has more of them, but I think that Halloween wins outright for plot alone.

I don’t know if many people do them anymore, but my friends and I used to throw “Halfway to the Haunt” parties when everyone first got moved in and settled down. Basically, May 31st/June 1st is the halfway point from the New Year to Halloween and it’s just an excuse to dress up and be silly for a night.

Y’know, just…

It is the second most widely celebrated holiday in the country, with an estimated 157 million Americans participating - which means that every single child in America in 2015 would have had to have participated. Unless there’s an as-of-yet determined different age group between 0-17 and 18+, defining adults by law,…

I think that one of the takeaways we should consider from the last few weeks was the not-complete-success of dairy and starches together in the water bath, and maybe there’s a different way to go about that.

We have a major US holiday today, another in just over 3 weeks, and various major religious holidays in the…

• Lightning doesn’t strike three times
  

two-years old arrest-me red paint, and a new windshield for all your looking-out-of pleasure. Is it a sleeper as the ad avers? Oh hell now.

Kinja needs a PM system

It’s a shitload of paprika away from most of the BBQ rubs I see, and a couple more obnoxiously things away from a Moroccan rub.

My birthday is in 3 weeks, you could bring me some chili? :D