I now want to eat dutch babies, which is a sentence that best benefits from this context.

I read “car bomb breakfast”. I eat some weird foods and cocktails for breakfast at times, but that might be over the line.

Yes, and you don’t want to know.

The internet needs more of you. :)

Yeah, the overwhelming majority is simply vitriolic. I don’t see this really adding to the public space aside from being another place for people to insult each other.

Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

• I have a long running thing where I take bits and pieces of a post that could be a good song title, and make up a ridiculous style of music for it to be set to
  

From start to finish, it’s my favorite game and OST. It was my first FF, and I rented it at Blockbuster. 3 day rental, green box for SNES.

To date, only that sweet 16 bit version of Terra’s Theme does it for me. No orchestral arrangement hits it the same way.

Dramatization:

A “crust” on a loaf of bread may not seem like that big of a deal, but this isn’t the good kind

No, the rule ensures that things like this can only be done if they generate revenue for the league. Revenue that people like Junior Seau never got to see, and his family won’t see.

I assume it would go something like this, but with a can of diet coke in the saddle’s cupholder.

(Three) Pump the brakes. Depictions of sexual acts and masturbation are more “broken neck at the bottom of the slippery slope”.

People send complaint letters to the NFL about everything. They’re trying to present a wholesome product for people that don’t understand what’s going on. They don’t want kids that don’t…

I could do this all day. I won’t - but I could.

“Asteraceae Annihilation” is the 9 minute title track on my symphonic metal vegan parody album featuring DMX, Weird Al and the ghost of Christopher Lee.

I gotchu bae.

Son, I know when we’ve been finger-licked.

It’s good that a league that features fighter jet flyovers and cheerleader bikini calendars and nonstop human brutality would want to shield our children from sex and violence.

Water baths are a great way to reheat pasta. But to make a sauce from scratch, absolutely not.

Bolognese is out of the question. You need to sweat onion, carrot and celery. You need to render pancetta, cook veal, pork and beef and add cream and wine. It’s not the kind of thing you can throw in a bag.

Any pasta sauce is…

I don’t think I’ll even get enough pity stars to find out this week!

But the trick I guess with calimari is low and slow, after they’re rubbery the collagen will smooth out to tenderness. Outside of a braise, that isn’t really possible. So since sous is a controlled heat for a long period of time, I would think that…