Perfect!

Awesome! Sadly, my blender died the same day as this post and I’ve only just gotten around to ordering a new BlendTec. I am PUMPED to make hummus again.

Non paywall decent recipe.

These? I had no idea they ever existed. I guess they morphed into Fudge Stripes. But those are terrible now! Too thick of a cookie!

Also, I forgot about the peanut butter ones.

Well, 3 Oreos per 8oz glass of milk is my ideal ratio. I mean, I could absolutely handle a sleeve from a family pack, but I’m gonna need a refill. But then I’d get all farty and bloated.

You know how you can get fresh grated cheese at the table at those hoity-toity Italian places, like Olive Garden?

I buy bags of whole dried ancho chiles and microplane them over some plates before sending them out (we do carnitas/carne asada/burritos twice a month), or at home over an omelette, and once, in a fit of…

Or a piece of glass over some neat looking pictures of stuff!

I like them with a little lemon zest and ghee. Whatever fat you choose, make sure you only use just enough. I might use 1.5 TBSP for a huge bunch of kale chips (2-3lb bunches of kale around $2-3 near me). You don’t want chips swimming in and dripping oil, which will lead to roasted sprout leaves instead of chips.

Worth…

Oreos are vegan. That’s all you need to know.

+1 hideous shirt

You’re not alone. He reminded me of this.

By the way, I would pay good money (at least two dollars) to own the sour cream gun used by Chipotle.

MAYBE. The brown sugar is brown because of the amount of molasses it contains, and changing an ingredient will significantly impact the appearance, texture, taste and cook time of your cookie.

It’s a long read, but Serious Eats has an of course amazing write up on all the ways your cookies can possibly be. There’s…

I almost feel horrible about this, but you said tangelo.

Get a fork and do a very thin dark chocolate drizzle on candied tangelo peel. You’re welcome, I’m sorry, we all win in the end.

The most disappointing Oreos are:
1) Special editions that come in impossibly small packaging. You know if they’re any good that I’ll buy 10 of these, but they’re not, so they’re in a small package just so they can sell as many as possible at the regular oreo box price. Red Velvet Cupcake, I’m looking at you.

2)…

UGH I feel like Mrs. John Lithgow with one of those things in my mouth

Most important info from the article, imo:

but then i’ll get MORE HOLLOWED and look uglier :(

About 20 hours in and still on the ember from tutorial Gundyr! I’M GONNA HAVE IT FOREVER!

I do that with “grown-up” cereals ALL THE TIME. My parents used to flip out when I would eat their Cracklin’ Oat Bran instead of the (sugary cereal of the week) that I wanted so bad.

Old moment of the day: His name is Wendell, and that he is no longer accompanied by Bob and Quello. This hurts me deeply.

I am also old enough to remember Crispy Critters, because I recorded new episodes of Ducktails (A-WOO OOO) and it played during the breaks.