the best cinnamon-sugar toast of your life

Totally misunderstood. I thought you meant something along the lines of what canned tomatoes are packed in.

Think the liquid from a can of whole peeled would work? I seriously don’t mind making 15-20 versions of a single drink. It’s almost comical at how many attempts it took me to perfect a Tom Collins.

The original recipe I derived that from was a dirty vodka/vermouth martini (what?), shaken and poured into a martini glass, and then a shot of bloody mix added “after 4-5 sips”. Delicious, but not the prettiest drink. So a control version and a few variations later, I realized that I liked just a regular bloody with a…

Dirty Mary - Bloody w/splash of vermouth and olive brine (MIND THE SALT), shaken and poured. Some say it should be a martini glass, I’m partial to a collins glass or if i’m particularly lazy: a coffee mug.

That’s later, when the heir apparent makes it with his half-sister. It’s probably better that we don’t discuss them feeling the love tonight.

Nah, he’s only level 30. Once he hits 100 he’ll be 80% shoulder armor.

These plates are called “The Circle of Life” (the cow eats the grass, we eat the cow, Mufasa dies, everyone is sad forever) and can be amazing. But it’s hard to satisfy people with either salad or steak, and the combination of both is usually pretty disproportionate, especially when you consider how much they cost.…

Check to see which direction the fans in your home are moving, and, if necessary, hit the small black switch near the base to change directions.

Thank you. It’s going on my resume for Gawker. :D

This is literally the worst thing about trying new beers/ciders. WHAT, IT’S NOT A TWIST OFF? UGH I’M NEVER BUYING THIS AGAIN I DON’T CARE HOW GOOD IT IS.

More like.. weekday, sober and they open at 10:30 AM and it’s only a few blocks away but I will still get delivery.

Sometimes I just want food that barely requires chewing, and I’m too lazy to make pudding. Domino’s is probably the only pizza that hasn’t changed too significantly in the last 25 years, so it’s a major nostalgia trip. I might get it 3 times a year. I’m still on the hunt for a pizzeria that sells plate size slices…

Martha changed my life. I’ll never make pancakes any other way. Unless it’s a dutch baby.

Not to say pancakes are a historically complicated dish (ahem), but I mean.. 1 bowl, 1 pan and a piece of parchment paper on a rack on a cookie sheet, so you don’t have anything else to clean up. Maybe a spoodle (not a breed of…

I can’t tell if you’re serious.

Are pancakes such a staple of your diet that the additional sodium from FOUR TABLESPOONS of liquid from a can of LOW SODIUM CHICKPEAS will throw you over the edge? I just put salt from a packet on a hard boiled egg. There is probably more sodium on that egg than those 4 TBSP combined.

For…

Clean, two owner car and less than $2k? NP. I wish there were some engine bay shots on CL, but I can’t imagine it’s anything less than you’d expect.

But, most importantly: FULL. SIZE. SPARE.

Yeah, because dry ice is something crazy, like.. -100 degrees.

Here we go again!

What if.

For dinner tonight, at like 11:30 when I get home.

I made “baked” brie.

But..

I cover it in churro dough.

And then.

I have a mission to get people to save their money and learn to make things at home. I’ve cooked for a living forever. Seeing people spend upwards of $30 on macaroni and cheese has finally broken me.

I lambasted my youngest sister last week, she had asked me to teach her to “eat healthier, and learn to meal plan and…