Love when people with no sense of humor halfway reference something and think they’ve told a joke.

He’d get picked off before he even got past Venus and taken back for a pick 6.

Eli flat out sucks yet he will make the HOF.

“Your father being a sportswriter, is there a lot of shame in that?”

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

88 = HH, for Heil Hitler.

8 is Nazi/alt-right code for H, the eighth letter in the alphabet, which means 88 = HH, for Heil Hitler. The 14 stands for the 14 words, “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.”

“88" and “14" are numbers associated with white supremacist/neo-Nazi slogans. If you’ve ever seen them on twitter their usernames usually have one or both of those numbers in it.

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

As I scrolled down I wondered who it was going to be and goddammit of course it had to be Nagle!! I was a 9 year old Jet fan who was crushed by this insanely idiotic (Jetsie) play and I don’t know if I ever really recovered...

You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

Can’t get in trouble if you are adding -er, -y or -s to a last name.

“The Case for Two Libations”

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

Can I just point out that the Warriors are 3-1 in the last four trips to the Finals? I think LeBron needs to stay in Cleveland because it seems like history shows that the Cavs are about to win three in a row now.

I guess I don’t really C what the B D is.

His ego is what gave him thoracic outlet syndrome, required him to get Tommy John surgery, and gave him a stress fracture in his scapula, I agree. What a egoman!