Kyrie Irving also thinks Imbiid’s orbital issues are complete bullshit.

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

She’s taken her talents to the capoeira instructor.

It’s not about the destination... it’s about Lautrec.

I heard freedom is just another word for nothing left in Toulouse. It didn’t make any sense to me either.

I suppose no one (other than perhaps Sherman himself) we’ll be especially surprised ...

Why is Luck taking facial hair cues from Hans Klopek?

Troof

It’s more than 7 years at this point. You’re only including their major league time, when their minor league salary is *also* artificially suppressed. And depending on the player, that can be anywhere from 2 to 6 and a half years before they have the leverage of minor league free agency.

Forget it, Jake

Said in Tommy Wiseau voice “I Canaan look at the injury more than once. I Canaan. I canaan. Oh hai Mark!”

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

This is Kinja, Sir, not the New York Times.

Well played.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

It should be noted that Aubrey Huff’s ratio on that initial tweet is currently at “career year for Aubrey Huff.”

Fultz: When do you think I can play again, doc?

Well, he’ll always have the job at the gay bar to fall back on

Paul is 32. Curry is 29. They gotta be born on the same day or something?