Fun fact: [long story about anal sex and geography]

NEW YORK-Asked cop: “God, did you hear about Robin Williams?”Cop: “No.”Me: “Died. He killed himself.”Still gave me a ticket.

Russ for Kyle Lowry and another couple firsts. Let’s keep this going baby! No hangovers!

How do you feel about the commerce content that’s found on this site? While it is of course different in many ways from true Deadspin posts, it does seem to try to fit in with the rest of the site; it definitely doesn’t feel slapped on.

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Ironic, since usually it’s Alabama where a person is both “wife and daughter.”

Counterpoint:

Maybe he was talking about Harrison Barnes

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

“See! I told you that jet fuel isn’t hot enough to bend A. Barr!” - Pete Carroll

Seriously, like a bunch of Superman characters. 

And the name of the kid in the black beanie on the right who was passed over and ignored.... Adolf Hitler. Congratulations, everyone. You just created a monster.

Whether the luxury tax exists or doesn’t exist is actually largely immaterial in terms of how much money the players make. While the NBA has a soft cap, the percentage of league-wide revenues available to the players is hard-capped at 50% of basketball-related revenue +/- a percentage of the deviation of the league’s…

He’s not among the first Arians who were Winston-likers

Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You

“I’m A Pussy, You’re A Terrible Hockey Player” is my favourite Death From Above 1979 album.

And your brain isn’t even the one being smacked into the turf on a goddamn fake. 

I welcome our robot overlords. 

How am I supposed to befriend Jacob Wohl? His own eyes look like they don’t get along and decided they needed some space.

well he does host Cumtown