Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

I can’t tell, all of the Asian Dongs are so blurry I can’t get a good idea.

To those outside Philly, “having a big dick” just means carrying a couple extra d batteries in your pocket in case JD Drew walks by.

lol communication.

“Heart-Shaped Pizza” was the best Pearl Jam song. RIP Curt.

Oof, this is really going to drop his stock in the next update of Chad Ford’s 2012 NBA Draft rankings.

Oh man. This guy is sooo sexy that Jeff Ireland is going ask him if his mom is a prostitute. And if he says yes, his next question will be if he plans on getting into the family business, because Jeff Ireland has unrestricted access to the Saints petty cash drawer.

Andrew Bogut’s write-in of: “a congressional investigation into #Pizzagate” sort of counts.

Here it is: white women NEVER want to be blamed. Ever. I can’t count the number of times I have heard white people argue that one black person represents all black people. But somehow you are exempt from this methodology? The division is not false, it is super real, and your comment shows exactly why we still live…

he decided to go for a walk in the woods near his hotel to kill time.

Now those are words Talib by.

What a great hire he would be though. He’ll do whatever Trump tells him and then ride the coattails of the previous administration’s success.

Taking what the defense gives you...

eight-year-olds, dude.