Come on. We all know it’s Harvey Weinstein. It’s always Harvey Weinstein.
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I don’t know where people like these guys get the idea that they are the FIRST PERSON EVER in history to experience rejection, loneliness, or a sexual dry spell. The injustice! The only solution is obviously murder.
It’s fucking Southerners, and it is the goddamn worst. “Pop” is annoyingly twee, but on balance, I’d much rather deal with that than fucking “Coke.” Seriously, if you are reading this and you call all soda “Coke,” you are terrible and you should feel bad about the fact that you are terrible. Never, ever trust a person…
“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”
Hahaa no it was a joke! I HATE soup
Why are customers always convinced people are lying to them? They have only one cup size, they aren’ trying to trick you for the fun of it. I one time had a customer, when I worked at the convenience store, swear up and down they paid for a money order with a credit card there just recently. The damn computers didn’t…
Justin Bieber’s friends say he doesn’t drink or do drugs anymore.
A man who turns down a poop emoji lady is a man who lacks a soul.
As long as they weren’t fully black, because you know, self-loathing and all
“Stiffing him by taking the 20 percent off is exactly what he deserved.”
I refuse to believe there is a single adult alive who hasn’t peed in a sink. You can say you haven’t, but you’re a liar.
Anyone wanna take bets on how long before Trump holds a press conference to call Lawrence “ugly and a stupidhead?”
Spot on. Every person on Earth has the right to feel sad once in a while, to feel useless, to wail against the futility of it all.
Unless you’re on the edge of starvation, living in a poor, undeveloped part of the world, you have no justification for this shitty comment.
DEAR GOD! He’s been bitten by Shia LaBeouf!
Eh. I don’t think it’s completely fair to null other people’s feelings just because they’re famous or because they have money. I’m sure he has bad days and insecurities. As long as he keeps things in perspective and doesn’t claim his woes are worse than other people’s.
It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.