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Nice to see a noncynical, helpful dolphin! Not like this punk.

Yeah, well baseball is duller than pig shit. What else is there to do?

how did Deadline get a hold of my OK Cupid profile

What about the professional implications? I’ve had my same cell phone number since my early 20s and I am in my 30s and in the corporate world. If an ex-girlfriend gets in the right mode and has enough wine, or an ex-friend suddenly remembers a 10-year-old beef, they could say something bad, something that might not be

What if they just buy a cheap burner cell and give that number to the app? And when the company texts the burner, they reply as if they were you? So that you never even know that a profile for you was created and have no way of defending yourself.

“As two empathetic, female entrepreneurs...”

They’re conventionally attractive white blonde women so.

They sound very much like sociopaths.

Also, jokes aside, if I don’t have a facebook acct, can they make an acct for me to be reviewed? Does my phone number show up if they make an acct for me that way?!?!?

Dolphin was like “Look I didn’t even invite you here and you leave your trash in my house, here take it back.”

“the user must provide that person’s phone number. Then the person will receive a text letting them know which one of their friends or foes started their profile.”

“ The second item not reported accurately was the time the most recent incident occurred, 2AM. We have associates who have to make snap decisions on our third shifts to provide for their own safety and the safety of our customers.”

My dating experience tells me that “just hanging out” means you sleep together but you are free to sleep with other people. And they don’t call you their girlfriend. But you can spend the night. But you don’t get breakfast. And it can be ended via text but it’s not called “breaking up” because you were “just hanging

My mom threatened to kill herself when I cut her out. I can relate to the difficulty of dealing with people who are mentally unwell who also happen to be your parent. It’s an absolute nightmare.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

Sometimes I worry about how much I love John Oliver. I would gladly elect him president-for-life in charge of everything, to whom I would turn over my life savings.

Oh cum all ye faithful.

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