...right up to the point where the driver gets in trouble with the cops, and the cops impound the vehicle.

This is insanity, and not for us. This is only for people who think what they drive around in is an appliance.

Potential problems: Dead hookers in the trunk and smokers.

"SMH, go 29-0, but lose one game and people don't know how to act."

I'm so sick of Deadspin just piling on the hate towards the Raiders. Everyone with a fucking brain knows that Mark Davis is NOTHING like his father Al. Mark doesn't give a damn about 40 yard dash times. The new coach of the Raiders will clearly be the guy with the best 40 yard shuffle time.

I'd say it's appropriate considering he has been looking at the UT defense all night.

Seriously - stop pussyfooting around, guys.

100% of the shots you don't take, won't miss.

This is like a "Key & Peele" skit for white folks.

requisite:

A $40k vehicle with drum brakes in (essentially) 2015 is not a thing that should be a thing.

Uber isn't so much a mess as it is the exact libertarian fantasy it was created to be.

This would probably cost about $60,000 to sell in America. 1 person would probably buy it and then it would remember that it's a VW and break down. The original owner will sell it to somebody from VWvortex for about $12,579.35. The new owner will then go on to brag about how it's the greatest performance car ever and…

You have to realize that rape isn't about whether or not a guy can get laid easily, right?

"These woods over here?"

Best. Beej Face. Ever.

Even as a Seahawks fan who loathes Jim Harbaugh and his hypercaffeinated Little League Nightmare Docker Dad schtick with unceasing fury*, stuff like the quote above makes me think John has to be the more loathsome Harbaugh, right?

"Jose, was it your whole finger?"

At least he didn't lose the hand.