Every Rose has its torn [ligaments].

Phil's done. "We're over the triangle" is usually the last thing we hear from anyone that high in the air.

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Last one didn't work.

"Get the fuck back in the game!"- Brady Hoke

Big deal. Hockey players endure three periods a night and they still FINISH THE GODDAMN SHIFT.

No, it's funny, and you have a stick up your butt.

Amazing how quickly the NFL can come up with a clear, concise & specific set of regulations on a compelling issue that it cares about: Making money. Beating the everliving fuck out of women & children? Not so much.

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.

I'm thinking the opposite: I'd rather have a guy in charge who actually experienced driving crazy cars with massive power in an era with terrible safety, not to mention almost died himself and has to live with a disfigured appearance to this day because of it. He has himself put his life on the line and faced terrible…

I'm not convinced the best spokesman for a faster, more dangerous brand of motorsport is a guy who had his face burned off racing a car.

It actually makes a ton of sense when read in Dingbat.

Authorities knew it had to be plagiarism when the beat writer submitted an article written in full sentences.

Authorities knew it had to be plagiarism when the beat writer submitted an article written in full sentences.

Releasing a statement after the 11pm news is over, and everybody's gone to bed? Is this the early-week version of a Friday news dump?

#55 and #50 were both protecting their assigned areas. Not their fault the guards couldn't block the ends.

I'm more bewildered by the fact that it's a vinyl banner and not a paper one, like just about every other banner that's been used to run through in so many events. How did no one think that a vinyl banner is a bad idea for that scenario? Have none of them ever seen how it's done before?

On what track does a safety tech allow these options: 1) No seat belts; 2) Lap belts; 3) Harnesses that can rip out of the attachment points?

Nothing says America quite like rolling your car while driving in a straight line and falling through the windshield.

Me: Look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?
Roger Goodell: A picture of me?
Me: No, the definition of the word "idiot," WHICH YOU FUCKING ARE!