He must have upgraded his track marshal support plan from standard to gold. How else do you explain the hair dryer brake treatment?

You must be a vegetarian...

Isn’t the whole reason for golf being slow is so that men can stay out of the house longer on a Saturday without being nagged about ‘where are you?”. These guys will be home in an hour and then wonder, ‘why the fuck did I rush my round?’

Our porcelain insulators are made in Japan...

Or it could have been a rocking economy that is no more..

Well, then I guess it’s back to broomsticks in the spokes

I believe that’s the same model gun Frank Burns pulled on the North Koreans...

Dammit, all these fucking parking spots out here and this fucker in a tank has to park next to me. I’ll bet there’s a door ding now.

Fucking millennials. They’re ruining everything.

I know, let’s get rid of car dealers and make people line up for cars in the streets just like they are buying the next great Apple product.

I have thrust envy...

Are there any Vegas odds that this entire car and project will be a cluster fuck?

A fleet of F35s that can’t do shit

What’s going on in that picture? If it’s a Tesla photo, they have a guy in jeans working on a car? And that service facility looks like a warehouse with some paint a few new lifts. I’d expect more from a factory place.

I thought these were defeatable with Cheese Whiz

I have tried imagining riding in the back seat of an autonomous vehicle. NFW! What if the car goes out of control and crashes. What a fucked up way to go.

I’m guessing it won’t pass smog without some tweaking...

The watches are awesome. They tell time and stuff

Surprised to hear they don’t have four separate lines anyway.

I believe Larry the Cable Guy talks about Jeff Gordon racing the strawberry douche Chevrolet in the Tampon 5oo. He even mentioned he pulled some strings to get tickets.