Best. Beej Face. Ever.

Even as a Seahawks fan who loathes Jim Harbaugh and his hypercaffeinated Little League Nightmare Docker Dad schtick with unceasing fury*, stuff like the quote above makes me think John has to be the more loathsome Harbaugh, right?

"Jose, was it your whole finger?"

At least he didn't lose the hand.

Every Rose has its torn [ligaments].

Phil's done. "We're over the triangle" is usually the last thing we hear from anyone that high in the air.

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Last one didn't work.

"Get the fuck back in the game!"- Brady Hoke

Big deal. Hockey players endure three periods a night and they still FINISH THE GODDAMN SHIFT.

No, it's funny, and you have a stick up your butt.

Amazing how quickly the NFL can come up with a clear, concise & specific set of regulations on a compelling issue that it cares about: Making money. Beating the everliving fuck out of women & children? Not so much.

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.

I'm thinking the opposite: I'd rather have a guy in charge who actually experienced driving crazy cars with massive power in an era with terrible safety, not to mention almost died himself and has to live with a disfigured appearance to this day because of it. He has himself put his life on the line and faced terrible…

I'm not convinced the best spokesman for a faster, more dangerous brand of motorsport is a guy who had his face burned off racing a car.

It actually makes a ton of sense when read in Dingbat.

Authorities knew it had to be plagiarism when the beat writer submitted an article written in full sentences.

Authorities knew it had to be plagiarism when the beat writer submitted an article written in full sentences.

Releasing a statement after the 11pm news is over, and everybody's gone to bed? Is this the early-week version of a Friday news dump?

#55 and #50 were both protecting their assigned areas. Not their fault the guards couldn't block the ends.