I'm more bewildered by the fact that it's a vinyl banner and not a paper one, like just about every other banner that's been used to run through in so many events. How did no one think that a vinyl banner is a bad idea for that scenario? Have none of them ever seen how it's done before?

On what track does a safety tech allow these options: 1) No seat belts; 2) Lap belts; 3) Harnesses that can rip out of the attachment points?

Nothing says America quite like rolling your car while driving in a straight line and falling through the windshield.

Fuck Denver/Seattle. I'm watching this, again.

Me: Look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?
Roger Goodell: A picture of me?
Me: No, the definition of the word "idiot," WHICH YOU FUCKING ARE!

I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.

I hate these poser Bucs fans, hopping on the bandwagon just because there's a new coach, with their grammar and apostrophes and shit.

This may be just me, but I wouldn't call attention to being cut from the Bucs.

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!

In case you're having a hard time finding him.

Payton: You fuckers need to do a better job stopping the run!

People at the network are convinced he's a piece of shit though.

I think the real shame is that a full-grown man or woman would wear any jersey.

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

When Cochran asked Diaco if he needed an extra staff member, Diaco said he would mull it.

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

In trying to think of a word to describe the way in which Goodell has handled this case, "clusterfuck", was the best I could come up with, and I think that's being generous.

In all fairness, the new rule about getting out to attempt to walk on the track only applies to drivers.

Mr. Ruiter...I see what you did there...

Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.