And just when things were going so well for the city of St. Louis.

Look at you. Missing the point and all.

"Cubs even lose historically in the appeals process," fuck you all.

Have seen the replay again & again and still have no clue what happened. It looks like he simply slipped and his leg gave out.

For that suggestion, she gets to drink FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!!

It's actually integrated into the turboencabulator housing using a reverse dihedral flex coupling, allowing the planetary gears to spin counterclockwise when the axles' relative speed differential approaches an asymptotic threshold. Duh.

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

I came out as awesome a few years ago. I mean pretty much everybody knew it, but I just wanted to get it out there. I mean with the dirtbike and throwing stars collection it's not like I was fooling anybody.

Can you come out as anything other than gay?

That couldn't be further from the truth. Most drivers these days are in their late 30s/early 40s with kids and a wife. I don't know how much "thuggery" you can have when you're a family man.

Yeah, third hand knowledge from people that no one knows if they even exist isn't reliable at all.

If you're going to get out of your car on a race track, you run the risk of getting hit.

Didn't give it to the baby girl. Gave it to the mother. She left this morning before the gift basket was ready.

Pretty obvious typo. There is no way that the Padres won in a "rout".

I think you're all missing the point —

How is that not considered outside the baseline? Before or even during the slide?

dad seems to be pretty damn excited judging by the pattern of his cargo pants in the crotchal region

Not sure what the hatred is with Yuengling or Shiner Bock. I'll take Yuengling over Bud/BudLight/CoorsLite/MillerLite crap any day of the week. Shiner's other brews are actually pretty good. Bock's ok, think it's a little heavy. You want over rated? PBR. Friggin' hipsters flock to that piss water more than…

This girl's what, a 5? That makes her a Boston 8.