What’s the shock? That the Bengals were too cheap to pay another one of their players?

reeex burkheaaad. he’s the man whose name you’d love to touuuch

I think that’s his entire point. Aircraft carriers of today are not combat ships anymore. We keep building them to be fighting ships when in reality, they can be easily sunk (says the author). In reality, they are just glorified air bases used to project power and they should be built as such. As I see it, the…

We do not build carriers to fight naval battles against China and Russia. We build carriers to project air power anywhere in the world, at any time, whether we have accessible air bases with mission permission or not. That is what carriers have been used for since World War II and will continue to be used for.

So you’re saying the outlook isn’t looking good for a Hightower after encountering a Jet in New York?

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

Dont’a Hightower is scheduled to fly to Pittsburgh tonight. But storm also expected to hit New Jersey. So Mother Nature now figures into FA.

I really don’t see the problem here. These guys are just doing what they need to do to get on the field every Sunday and inflict that much more pain on Browns fans.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

he keeps this up, he’s getting sent to thousand island

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

You can’t get so fiery this early. This is bananas, Foster.

123 horsepower (one-hundred-twenty-THREE) and 147 pound-feet of torque

I also enjoy Marissa Mayer being a reference point for making sure you are able to do the things you want in life.

I LOVE TO BE THIS GUY.

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

“I’m going to shower across the street, make sure my change of clothes are around the corner, and drive—take a different route to the gym.”

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant”