The police do have a choice - don’t be a private security force for a corporation. The cops easily could have learned what the situation was and said “no, we aren’t going to help you remove a paying customer who legally purchased the seat and was boarded by your employees.” Let United hire private security if they…

Look I get that Gizmodo is pretty much anti-police but you can’t blame the police for the United flight thing. You really think they wanted to drag a guy off the plane like that because United is a fuck up of company?

It’s not the motion that puts kids to sleep. It’s the carbon monoxide.

DA “Would you say that you are a fan of the Patriots?”

No, we’re not. We can talk about it.

I know I am. You don’t get a pass on getting cussed out because you’re a girl.

I will. Don’t spit fire and act like an ass if you can’t fucking take it.

Whereas being a pedant is the sign of high intelligence, hm?

No, I look like someone who doesn’t care about the bureaucratic structure of an industry I’m not in (and that’s what it is — an industry that some people work in, and some people don’t). What is it with military types that turns them into assholes about minutiae? Or maybe it’s a reverse correlation? Or maybe it’s just…

How does anybody in the real estate industry take him seriously? Or the publishing world?

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Easy. He doesn’t mention him in his article.

Does Atlanta need cornerbacks? If so, I would advise them to look elsewhere given Georgia’s history with Shermans.

Evel Knievel was smart enough to get paid for this.

that’s because you’re all poor. one day, maybe all of you can move out of your parents houses, get a real job, and then you’ll play golf.

Couple things to keep in mind:

True story along those lines:

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”

Loved the whole of both specials. If we can’t laugh at each other’s darker thoughts and confusions I don’t know how we can survive this world.

I miss when comedians were allowed to make us uncomfortable.